I imagine that most of you reading this have studied anatomy, or seen pictures of the male body, or, quite possibly, have even looked at yourself in the mirror. No matter how you learned, you probably know that the lap of every man contains a part, generally in the center, that is more sensitive than most other parts of the body. God had seen fit to give this special part a tag, mine would probably have read:
100% Flesh (Peau/Tiel)
Made in U.S.A. (Fabrique aux Etats-Unis. Hecho en E.U.A.)
Hand wash only. Wash in warm water. Wash before using. Do not bleach.