So you want to know more about me huh? You nosey little punk.
Alright. I'll play along. I will give you 2 truths and 1 lie about myself. It's up to you to discern which is which.
1. I contribute to this blog at the request of my therapist, who wants me to explore my feelings.
2. I contribute to this blog due to a court order with the aim of documenting my behavior.
3. I ate breakfast out of a trash can this morning.